1. heyreallygiger:

    the guy at the table next to me is asserting that what richmond needs is a batman

    his solution to multiple convenience store robberies is to dress up 210 pounds of orphaned muscle in a tricked out bat costume and give it a tank

    (via 3liza)

     

  2. thefallingtower:

    There’s the people that I date.

    and there’s the people that are my “type”

    theyre not always the same.

    you can tell if someone is my “type” cause they are the ones I am desperately pretending I am not interested in and/or terrified of.

    haha just kidding.

    im actually afraid of both of these people.

    youre all fucking terrifying.

     

  3. There’s the people that I date.

    and there’s the people that are my “type”

    theyre not always the same.

    you can tell if someone is my “type” cause they are the ones I am desperately pretending I am not interested in and/or terrified of.

     

  4. Anonymous asked: Jesus wasn't middle eastern, He was an israelite. read a book.

    twinkleofafadingstar:

    friend i have some bad news for you.

    w e l l

     
  5. bxlxlane:

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    (via smellslikevalkyrievagina)

     

  6. lullabysounds:

    Alison, I’m lost
    Alison, I said we’re sinking
    There’s nothing here but that’s okay
    Outside your room, your only sister’s spinning
    But she lies, tells me she’s just fine
    I guess she’s out there somewhere

    (Source: moon-meat, via coolestbabe)

     
  7. z2z2z:

    please do not catcall me ^_^

    important message from an important person on tumblr.

    catcallers will be knifed.